The Ex Files: Story of the Ex

Everyone has exes...these are the stories post break-up. Send in yours and we will post them!

you probably have a tramp stamp already

—an ex. cause that was my only goal after we broke up.

you sound like a conceited stuck up type girl

— an ex. then why aren’t you over me? 

you wack dawg

— an ex. ok dawg have a good thanksgiving too

and I want my condoms back!

— an ex who didn’t take the lube, though.

my ex boyfriend has more tumblr followers than me now

—rando tumblr…rights to be upset? questionable.

Flirtationship.

carb0n-c0pies:

A state in a relationship where you both like each other but you’re confused as to what exactly is going to happen with a relationship. Very common between exes who are still friends.